Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Family Portrait Day - Pt 6

Emi: Okay, Tori and Twig, you two will be headed up next and we'll....

(DING DONG!)

Emi: Who would be arriving now? Maybe the mail. Yeah, probably the mail. Hey, Miri!

Miranda: Yeah?

Emi: Get the door, okay?

Miranda: Oh yeah, right on it. Because I live to serve and all.

Miranda: Yeah? What?

Rowan: Hi, um... my name is Rowan. I just got here from Canada and...

Miranda: Yeah, we don't want any magazines. Glad you're off drugs, or whatever else you're using as a selling tactic.

Rowan: But I...

Miranda: At least the magazine sales guys are getting cuter. Better luck at the next house, dude.

(closes door, which is suddenly held open by Emi)

Emi: Miri! What are you doing?

Miranda: Well my mistake. I didn't think we wanted any magazines. But whatever.

Emi: Hi... you must be Rowan. I'm Emi, it's so wonderful to finally meet you. I am so sorry about the misunderstanding, please come in.

Miranda: (muttering to self) Fine. Buy yourself some subscription to a magazine from a cute Canadian. See if I care. It's your money, fool. Harumph.